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My wife would never let me sing either.

"Jump up, hook up, shuffle to the door,
Jump right out and count to four.
If my main don't open wide,
I've gotta nother one by my side.
If that one should fail me too,
Look out ground cause I'm a comin' through.
If I die on that old drop zone,
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my metals upon my chest,
Bury me in the leaning rest."

Lots of versions of that.

Good for running, not so for leisurely hikes anyway. Knees shot, running is out according to the Docs, but I cheat sometimes. Pain is ok, just so they don't swell up, right?

 

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Ok, so how about those monotonous songs that a group of boys might sing on a bus, like the one that begins with "99 bottles of beer on the wall" and goes on until the coach goes nuts?