And I thought when I grew up I wouldn't have the Sears's Christmas catalog syndrome. Looking at that, I wish I could ask "Mom, Dad, can I, can I? That would be the best Christmas present ever!" I guess boys never quite get beyond the joy of a toy.
I really like this from the page:
"For the retired woodworker who can never remember what day of the week it is, the seven-jaw Spider Vise is the solution. You can make pointers or wheels to indicate the day or build a seven-sided case to organize your daily requirement of pharmaceuticals."
Geez. Geezer porn.
